just sayin'

This should be taught in school.

All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary

hey btw i would NOT recommend using Bluesky either...

this is just repeating the cycle again

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

So far one of the biggest differences between reddit and tumblr for me is that there's no pressure to create a "good" post. There's no button to reduce the number of notes a post has (unless you're the source of one of those notes, which I mean hey, you gave me these imaginary internet numbers in the first place, feel free to rescind them for any reason).

There's no bots that will automatically delete my post because I didn't have 10,000 tumbloints, users don't seem to come out of the woodwork to disparage your post if it doesn't meet some invisible standard of content (and if they do you can just block them)

I've had a reddit account for 14 years and I think you can already get a better picture of who I am as a person in my less then 12 hours of tumblr shitblogging.

Anyway, thanks tumblr friends for being so welcoming.

And thank you for referring to notes as “tumbloints”

Tumbloints officially in my lexicon now.

other people have said this but elon musk might actually be the dumbest person alive for thinking it’s a good idea to limit views on a website that makes money through advertising

a bunch of ppl who run websites have pointed out that the first thing that platforms/hosts will do if u don't pay your bills is to rate limit you, the limiting views thing is just elon's PR copefest in my opinion

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I need everyone to know it physically hurt my soul when Adrien said "I don't know if I will ever manage to be like him."

No sir you don't want to be like him. Trust me you don't.

"it's a foxgirl promise" means it's the most trustworthy thing in the whole wide world and you have to believe it 100%